1) They are played by Italians who play for their national team at the World Cup
2) They are tainted by scandals and rumors and suicide attempts. Maybe they should start singing "Jailhouse Rocks" instead of "We are the Champions"
3) They don't distinguish between politics and soccer. How can Berlusconi be prime minister of Italy and president of AC Milan at the same time? They wanna end up like Greece and kena suspended from all FIFA activities ah. Imagine Lee Kuan Yew being coach of Singapore national team lah? Crazy rite ....
4) Instead of the philosophy of "we win as long as we score more than the opposition", Italians like to believe that "we win as long as we concede fewer than the opposition". Boring ... boring ... u dun need alcohol or college lectures to put you to sleep then ... a dose of Italia soccer will do the trick
5) Do Italians know the difference between wrestling and soccer? Maybe De Rossi should henceforth be known as De Rock for that People's Elbow on Brian McBride.
6) Some Italian fans are obviously not color-blind .... always taunting black players with racist chants. Disgraceful .... looks like they need to be sent back to school. ACS maybe? where they espouse the virtues of tolerance, teaching them to be (scholars, officers and) gentlemen?
7) The players are simply not creative enough. Find me an Italian player whose last name doesn't end with a vowel (excluding Dino Zoff and Gianluigi Buffon). You think Cannavaro, Totti, Maldini, Gilardino, Del Piero, Camorenesi, Gattuso, Inzaghi. You see the lack of innovation there.
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