Friday, May 12, 2006

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah!

Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK: Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........................... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy: Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK: Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!

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