Hanging out with the Freshie Three in my living room on a lazy Sunday afternoon, gosh, spring break is really breaking up my sleeping pattern. So in usual spring break tradition, here's a list of what not to do when you are drunk, taken from talkingcock. Remember, when you drink, don't drive .... cos u dun wanna spill your drink.
THINGS OTHER THAN DRIVING THAT YOU SHOULDN’T DO WHILE DRUNK 1. Parallel park outside a police station.
2. Testify at your drink driving trial.
3. Meet your girlfriend’s father.
4. Write your blog and share how you really feel about the government, race relations, religion and your friends.
5. Hang out with a plastic surgeon.
6. Hang out with a friend who sells MLM or time-share properties.
7. Hang out with a member of the opposite sex who you think is very ugly when you’re sober.
8. Wonder too long about what might happen if you press that red button.
9. Wonder what it would look like if you filmed you and your boyfriend/girlfriend bonking.
10. Bet your friends you can swim across the Singapore River.
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